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Archive for November, 2008

Joining Guilds

Guilds offer many benefits including free items, opportunities for groups, access to trade skill masters, quest wow gold items, and readily available trade skill ingredients through gathering guild members. You may discover that a guild greatly enhances your gameplay experience. You can meet friends, share adventures, and find people to protect you if you […]

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Hold mouse up to ear like a cell phone and yell “I can’t hear you!!! You’re going to have to speak louder!”
Play Pac Man and state to person next to you, “These new games are incredible!”
Practice ’spinning mouse mat on index finger’ globe trotter routine.
Put your monitor’s […]

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Tell the widow that the deceased’s last wish was that she make love with you.
Tell the undertaker that he can’t close the coffin until you find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first.
Tell the widow that you’re the deceased’s gay […]

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If you’re going to go down, go down with style. Failing your final exam can actually be an amusing experience, depending on what you make of it. Here are some suggestions…
* Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say […]

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Bribe and Groom

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
“Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ […]

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Unleaded Fuel Only

A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters “UFO” were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his […]

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We’ve all at one time or another given our best try at tongue twisters, have a look through this funny list and see how you do…
Randy wondered why Willie really wasn’t well.
Sam saw six shiny silver spoons.
Giddy gophers greedily gobble gooey goodies.
Slippery slimy snakes slide slowly.
[…]

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1. Is there another word for synonym?
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where […]

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